Why are you looking over my shoulder?

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Have you ever been somewhere and you are talking to a friend, texting, reading a magazine, etc. and  a complete freaking stranger is allllll up in your business? lol I hate that shit. I mean come on people. I was in the airport one time talking to a friend, and every other sentence I said this woman kept looking at me. I was like A) she wants to be in on this convo B) Damn do you like what you see or C) she shole is nosey lmaooo  But forreal if you want to know who I am talking to…. Ask. If you want to see my book/mag when i’m done…… Ask. If you want to see my phone……. Ask. Please don’t stare and be all up over my back being a nosey Bitch. This goes to the men/women out there. You know who you are.

If you have had nosey ass folks peeping over your shoulder or watching your every move….Tell them how you feel here!

Yeah I rock a fro’ so what!

First off i’m mad because I had already did this post and wordpress was having server issues and it got deleted….. But anyways… Yeah I rock a fro, so what! Why is it any of your business how the hell I wear my hair??? Sometimes I braid it up, rock a frohawk, twist it up, sew in a weave, etc…….. but if you are not paying my rent, car note, cell phone bill, etc. Then please get my hair off of your mind.

I have been natural (relaxer free) for 8 going on 9 months and I love it. I can get up and go with out doing anything to my hair. I am fortunate to have natural curly hair, so it’s not all nappy and dull looking. I’m just me, why do I “NEED” the creamy crack to survive? I will be ok. I don’t have to conform to European standards of beauty like SOME of you. I’m Happy to be who I am.

If people have a problem with how u wear your hair, rock your clothes, ur expensive cell phone preference…………….. sound off here. Tell them how you really feel.

For the swagger jackers…. lol

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I just love it how people can’t develop their own style. I mean I know some things are considered trendy, but does that mean you have to copy and paste? Hell NO. Some of you all are tired of using the word Swagger, but hey that’s what’s TRENDY right? lmaooo Be yourselves people.

Yeah i’m sure you want Rihanna’s hairstyle…. look up her STYLIST and book an appt……. wait you are too broke to do that, so u cut a pic out of a magazine and take it to your beautician who jacks you the hell up.

You want your make-up done just like the girl on the cover of Vogue, just go to the MAC counter at Macy’s and pay to have it done, or contact a professional make-up artist…..nope can’t do that either on your soda pop budget, so u let Shaniqua around the corner that does everyones prom make-up make you look like Homey the Clown.

This urks me…. why can’t people be original these days? Why must you fake and pretend?  I want you all to post and talk ish about swagger jackers that you know or know OF…. they can be your friends, co-workers, other celebs……….. Swagger Jackers you are about to be put on BLAST!

What in the hell are u listening to?

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I consider myself to be a music connoisseur, and I tend to be openminded when it comes to my musical tastes. You can find me listening to Brandy, Amel Larrieux, The Roots, Erykah Badu, Goapele, Kindred, JoJo, Pink, Panic at the Disco, Ella Fitzgerald, Teena Marie, Stevie Wonder, Janelle Monae, Muffy, etc.

My friends are such squares lol they only listen to “commercial” junk aka: Beyonce, Lil Wayne, Usher, Lil Boosie, Mike Jones, Dipset, etc. To me most of their music is pain to my ears. So my “friends” always say, “you are a weirdo”, “are you a hippie”, “what in the hell are you listening to?” and I reply……… ” I’m listening to real music bitches!” I’m listening to a variety of artists that actually have TALENT.

So I guess I will present this question to you all so that you can inform the nosey mofo’s around us…..What in the hell are you listening to?

Welcome to my spot!

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Just wanted to say hello to all of my new readers. I’m sure it’ll be a little while before it gets crowded in here…. so sit back, relax, take your shoes off (if your feet doesn’t smell like Fritos), and sound off. This blog is for the nosey ass people who always want to know something. Who did your hair? How do you keep your man satisfied? How do I tell my BFF she smells like crap? lol Things like that. You get where I’m coming from, and I want to know where you all are coming from.

Peace!

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